p> In the hospital, a group of doctors argues over Yossarian while the
fat, angry colonel who interrogated the chaplain interrogates him. Finally
the doctors knock him out and operate on him; when he awakes, he dimly
perceives visits from Aarfy and the chaplain. He tells the chaplain about
his deal with Cathcart and Korn, then assures him that he isn't going to do
it. He vaguely remembers a malignant, almost supernatural man jeering at
him "We've got your pal" shortly after his operation,. He then and he tells
the chaplain that his "pal" must have been one of his friends who was
killed in the war. He realizes that his only friend still living is Hungry
Joe, and but then the chaplain tells him that Hungry Joe has died--in his
sleep, with Huple's cat on his face. Later, Yossarian wakes up to find a
mean-looking man in a hospital gown leering saying "We've got your pal." He
asks who his pal is, and the man tells Yossarian that he'll find out.
Yossarian lunges for him, but the man glides away and vanishes. He flashes
back to the scene of Snowden's death, which he relives in all its agony--
Snowden smiling at him wanly, whimpering "I'm cold," Yossarian reassuring
him and trying to mend the wound until he opens up Snowden's flak suit and
Snowden's insides spill out all over him. He then --and remembers the
secret he had read in those entrails: "The spirit gone, man is garbage."
man is matter, and without the spirit he will rot like garbage.
In the hospital, Yossarian tries to explain to Major Danby why he can
no longer go through with the deal with Cathcart and Korn: he won't sell
himself so short, and he won't betray the memory of his dead friends. He
tells Danby he plans to run away, but Danby tells him there is no hope, and
he agrees. Suddenly the chaplain bursts in with the news that Orr has
washed ashore in Sweden. Yossarian realizes that Orr must have planned his
escape all along, and joyfully decides there is hope after all. He has the
chaplain retrieve his uniform, and decides to desert the army and run to
Sweden, where he can save himself from the madness of the war. As he steps
outside, Nately's whore tries to stab him again, and he runs into the
distance.
CHARACTERS’ PROFILE
Yossarian - The protagonist and hero of the novel. Yossarian is a
captain in the Air Force and a lead bombardier in his squadron, but he
hates the war. His powerful desire to live has led him to the conclusion
that millions of people are trying to kill him, and he has decided either
to live forever or, ironically, die trying.
Milo Minderbinder - The fantastically powerful mess officer, Milo
controls an international black market syndicate and is revered in obscure
corners all over the world. He ruthlessly chases after profit and bombs his
own men as part of a contract with Germany. Milo insists that everyone in
the squadron will benefit from being part of the syndicate, and that
"everyone has a share."
Colonel Cathcart - The ambitious, unintelligent colonel in charge of
Yossarian's squadron. Colonel Cathcart wants to be a general, and he tries
to impress his superiors by bravely volunteering his men for dangerous
combat duty whenever he gets the chance. He continually raises the number
of combat missions required of the men before they can be sent home.
Colonel Cathcart tries to scheme his way ahead; he thinks of successful
actions as "feathers in his cap" and unsuccessful ones as "black eyes."
The Chaplain - The timid, thoughtful chaplain who becomes Yossarian's
friend. He is haunted by a sensation of deja vu and begins to lose his
faith in God as the novel progresses.
Hungry Joe - An unhinged member of Yossarian's squadron. Hungry Joe is
obsessed with naked women, and he has horrible nightmares on nights when he
isn't scheduled to fly a combat mission the next morning.
Nately - A good-natured nineteen year-old boy in Yossarian's squadron.
Nately comes from a wealthy home, falls in love with a whore, and generally
tries to keep Yossarian from getting into trouble.
Nately's whore - The beautiful whore Nately falls in love with in Rome.
After a good night's sleep, she falls in love with Nately as well. When
Yossarian tells her about Nately's death, she begins a persistent campaign
to ambush Yossarian and stab him to death.
Clevinger - An idealistic member of Yossarian's squadron who argues
with Yossarian about concepts such as country, loyalty, and duty, in which
Clevinger firmly believes. Clevinger's plane disappears inside a cloud
during the Parma bomb run, and he is never heard from again.
Doc Daneeka - The medical officer. Doc Daneeka feels very sorry for
himself because the war interrupted his lucrative private practice in the
States, and he refuses to listen to other people's problems. Doc Daneeka is
the first person to explain Catch-22 to Yossarian.
Dobbs - A co-pilot, Dobbs seizes the controls from Huple during the
mission to Avignon, the same mission on which Snowden dies. Dobbs later
develops a plan to murder Colonel Cathcart, and eventually awaits only
Yossarian's go-ahead to put it in action.
McWatt - A cheerful, polite pilot who often pilots Yossarian's planes.
McWatt likes to joke around with Yossarian, and sometimes buzzes the
squadron. One day he accidentally flies in too low, and slices Kid Sampson
in half with his propellor; he then commits suicide by flying his plane
into a mountain.
Major - The supremely mediocre squadron commander. Born Major Major
Major, he is promoted to major on his first day in the army by a
mischievous computer. Major Major is painfully awkward, and will only see
people in his office when he isn't there.
Aarfy - Yossarian's navigator. Aarfy infuriates Yossarian by pretending
he cannot hear Yossarian's orders during bomb runs. Toward the end of the
novel, Aarfy stuns Yossarian when he rapes and murders the maid of the
officers' apartments in Rome.
Orr - Yossarian's often maddening roommate. Orr almost always crashes
his plane or is shot down on combat missions, but he always seems to
survive.
Appleby - A handsome, athletic member of the squadron and a superhuman
ping-pong player. Orr enigmatically says that Appleby has flies in his
eyes.
Captain Black - The squadron's bitter intelligence officer. He wants
nothing more than to be squadron commander. Captain Black exults in the
men's discomfort and does everything he can increase it; when Nately falls
in love with a whore in Rome, Captain Black begins to buy her services
regularly just to taunt him.
Major de Coverley - The fierce, intense executive officer for the
squadron. Major ----- de Coverley is revered and feared by the men--they
are even afraid to ask his first name-- though all he does is play
horseshoes and rent apartments for the officers in cities taken by American
forces. When Yossarian moves the bomb line on a map to make it appear that
Bologna has been captured, Major ----- de Coverely disappears in Bologna
trying to rent an officers' apartment.
Major Danby - The timid operations officer. Before the war, he was a
college professor; now, he does his best for his country. In the end, he
helps Yossarian escape.
General Dreedle - The grumpy old general in charge of the wing in which
Yossarian's squadron is placed. General Dreedle is the victim of a private
war waged against him by the ambitious General Peckem.
Nurse Duckett - A nurse in the Pianosa hospital who becomes Yossarian's
lover.
Dunbar - Yossarian's friend, the only other person who seems to
understand that there is a war going on. Dunbar has decided to live as long
as possible by making time pass as slowly as possible, so he treasures
boredom and discomfort. He is mysteriously "disappeared" as part of a
conspiracy toward the end of the novel.
Chief White Halfoat - An alcoholic Indian from Oklahoma who has decided
to die of pneumonia.
Havermeyer - A fearless lead bombardier. Havermeyer never takes evasive
action, and he enjoys shooting field mice at night.
Huple - A fifteen year-old pilot; the pilot on the mission to Avignon
on which Snowden is killed. Huple is Hungry Joe's roommate, and his cat
likes to sleep on Hungry Joe's face.
Washington Irving - A famous American author whose name Yossarian signs
to letters during one of his many stays in the hospital. Eventually,
military intelligence believes Washington Irving to be the name of a covert
insubordinate, and two C.I.D. (Criminal Investigation Division) men are
dispatched to ferret him out of the squadron.
Luciana - A beautiful girl Yossarian meets, sleeps with, and falls in
love with during a brief period in Rome.
Mudd - Generally referred to as "the dead man in Yossarian's tent,"
Mudd was a squadron member who was killed in action before he could be
processed as an official member of the squadron. As a result, he is listed
as never having arrived, and no one has the authority to move his
belongings out of Yossarian's tent.
Lieutenant Scheisskopf - Later Colonel Scheisskopf and eventually
General Scheisskopf. He helps train Yossarian's squadron in America and
shows an unsettling passion for elaborate military parades. ("Scheisskopf"
is German for "shithead.")
The Soldier in White - A body completely covered with bandages in
Yossarian and Dunbar's ward in the Pianosa hospital.
Snowden - The young gunner whose death over Avignon shattered
Yossarian's courage and opened his eyes to the madness of the war. Snowden
died in Yossarian's arms with his entrails splattered all over Yossarian's
uniform, a trauma which is gradually revealed throughout the novel.
Corporal Whitcomb - Later Sergeant Whitcomb, the chaplain's atheist
assistant. Corporal Whitcomb hates the chaplain for holding back his
career, and makes the chaplain a suspect in the Washington Irving scandal. ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen - The mail clerk at the Twenty-Seventh Air Force
Headquarters, Wintergreen is able to intercept and forge documents, and
thus wields enormous power in the Air Force. He continually goes AWOL
(Absent Without Leave), and is continually punished with loss of rank.
General Peckem - The ambitious special operations general who plots
incessantly to take over General Dreedle's position.
Kid Sampson - A pilot in the squadron. Kid Sampson is sliced in half by
McWatt's propeller when McWatt jokingly buzzes the beach with his plane.
Colonel Moodus - General Dreedle's son-in-law. General Dreedle despises
Colonel Moodus, and enjoys watching Chief White Halfoat bust him in the
nose.
Flume - Chief White Halfoat's old roommate who is so afraid of having
his throat slit while he sleeps that he has taken to living in the forest.
Dori Duz - A friend of Scheisskopf's wife. Together, they sleep with
all the men training under him while he is stationed in the U.S.
The Catcher in the Rye
Chapter One:
The Catcher in the Rye begins with the statement by the narrator, Holden
Caulfield, that he will not tell about his "lousy" childhood and "all that
David Copperfield kind of crap" because such details bore him. He describes
his parents as nice, but "touchy as hell." Instead, Holden vows to tell
about what happened to him around last Christmas, before he had to take it
easy. He also mentions his brother, D.B., who is nearby in Hollywood "being
a prostitute." Holden was a student at Pencey Prep in Agerstown,
Pennsylvania, and he mocks their advertisements, which claim to have been
molding boys into clear-thinking young men since 1888. Holden begins his
story during the Saturday of the football game with Saxon Hall, which was
supposed to be a very big deal at Pencey. Selma Thurmer, the daughter of
the headmaster, is at the game. Although she is unattractive and a bit
pathetic, to Holden she seems nice enough, for she does not lavish praise
upon her father. Holden, the manager of the fencing team, had just returned
from New York with the team. Although they were supposed to have a meet
with the McBurney School, Holden left the foils on the subway. The fencing
team was angry at Holden, but he thought the entire event was funny in a
way. Holden does not attend the football game, instead choosing to say
goodbye to Spencer, his history teacher, who knew that Holden was not
coming back to Pencey. Holden had recently been expelled for failing four
classes.
Chapter Two:
Holden finds the Spencer's house somewhat depressing, smelling of Vicks
Nose Drops and clearly indicating the old age of its inhabitants. Mr.
Spencer sits in a ratty old bathrobe, and asks Holden to sit down. Holden
tells him how Dr. Thurmer told him about how "life is a game" and you
should "play it according to the rules" when he expelled him. Mr. Spencer
tells him that Dr. Thurmer was correct, and Holden agrees with him, but
thinks instead that life is only a game if you are on the right side.
Holden tells Mr. Spencer that his parents will be upset, for this is his
fourth private school so far. Holden tells that, at sixteen, he is over six
feet tall and has some gray hair, but still acts like a child, as others
often tell him. Spencer says that he met with Holden's parents, who are
"grand" people, but Holden dismisses that word as "phony." Spencer then
tells Holden that he failed him in History because he knew nothing, and
even reads his exam essay about the Egyptians to him. At the end of the
exam, Holden left a note for Mr. Spencer, admitting that he is not
interested in the Egyptians, despite Spencer's interesting lectures, and
that he will accept if Mr. Spencer fails him. As Holden and Mr. Spencer
continue to talk, Holden's mind wanders; he thinks about ice skating in
Central Park. When Mr. Spencer asks why Holden quit Elkton Hills, he tells
Mr. Spencer that it is a long story, but explains in narration that the
people there were phonies. He mentions the particular quality of the
headmaster, Mr. Haas, who would be charming toward everyone but the "funny-
looking parents." Holden claims he has little interest in the future, and
assures Mr. Spencer that he is just going through a phase. As Holden
leaves, he hears Mr. Spencer say "good luck," a phrase that he particularly
loathes.
Chapter Three:
Holden claims that he is the most terrific liar one could meet. He admits
that he lied to Spencer by telling him that he had to go to the gym. At
Pencey, Holden lives in the Ossenburger Memorial Wing of the new dorms.
Ossenburger is a wealthy undertaker who graduated from the school; Holden
tells how false Ossenburger seemed when he gave a speech exalting faith in
Jesus and how another student farted during the ceremony. Holden returns to
his room, where he puts on a red hunting hat they he bought in New York.
Holden discusses the books that he likes to read: he prefers Ring Lardner,
but is now reading Dinesen's Out of Africa. Ackley, a student whose room is
connected to Holden's, barges in on Holden. Holden describes Ackley as
having a terrible personality and an even worse complexion. Holden tries to
ignore him, then pretends that he is blind to annoy Ackley. Ackley cuts his
nails right in front of Holden, and asks about Ward Stradlater, Holden's
roommate. Ackley claims that he hates Stradlater, that "goddamn
sonuvabitch," but Holden tells Ackley that he hates Stradlater for the
simple reason that Stradlater told him that he should actually brush his
teeth. Holden defends Stradlater, claiming that he is conceited, but still
generous. Stradlater arrives, and is friendly to Holden (in a phony sort of
way), and asks to borrow a jacket from Holden. Stradlater walks around
shirtless to show off his build.
Chapter Four:
Since he has nothing else to do, Holden goes down to the bathroom to chat
with Stradlater as he shaves. Stradlater, in comparison to Ackley, is a
"secret" slob, who would always shave with a rusty razor that he would
never clean. Stradlater is a "Yearbook" kind of handsome guy. He asks
Holden to write a composition for him for English. Holden realizes the
irony that he is flunking out of Pencey, yet is still asked to do work for
others. Stradlater insists, however, that Holden not write it too well, for
Hartzell knows that Holden is a hot-shot in English. On an impulse, Holden
gives Stradlater a half nelson, which greatly annoys Stradlater. Stradlater
talks about his date that night with Jane Gallagher. Although he cannot
even get her name correct, Holden knows her well, for she lived next door
to him several summers ago and they would play checkers together.
Stradlater barely listens as he fixes his hair with Holden's gel. Holden
asks Stradlater not to tell Jane that he got kicked out. He then borrows
Holden's hound's-tooth jacket and leaves. Ackley returns, and Holden is
actually glad to see him, for he takes his mind off of other matters.
Chapter Five:
On Saturday nights at Pencey the students are served steak; Holden believes
this occurs because parents visit on Sunday and students can thus tell them
that they had steak for dinner the previous night, as if it were a common
occurrence. Holden goes with Ackley and Mal Brossard into New York City to
see a movie, but since Ackley and Brossard had both seen that particular
Cary Grant comedy, they play pinball and get hamburgers instead. When they
return, Ackley remains in Holden's room, telling about a girl he had sex
with, but Holden knows that he is lying, for whenever he tells that same
story, the details always change. Holden tells him to leave so that he can
write Stradlater's composition. He writes about his brother Allie's
baseball mitt. Allie, born two years after Holden, died of leukemia in
1946. The night that Allie died, Holden broke all of the windows in his
garage with his fist.
Chapter Six:
Stradlater returned late that night, thanked Holden for the jacket and
asked if he did the composition for him. When Stradlater reads it, he gets
upset at Holden, for it is simply about a baseball glove. Since Stradlater
is upset, Holden tears up the composition. Holden starts smoking, just to
annoy Stradlater. Holden asks about the date, but Stradlater doesn't give
very much information, only that they spent most of the time in Ed Banky's
car. Finally he asks if Stradlater "gave her the time" there. Stradlater
says that the answer is a "professional secret," and Holden responds by
trying to punch Stradlater. Stradlater pushes him down and sits with his
knees on Holden's chest. He only lets Holden go when he agrees to say
nothing more about Stradlater's date. When he calls Stradlater a moron, he
knocks Holden out. Holden then goes to the bathroom to wash the blood off
his face. Even though he claims to be a pacifist, Holden enjoys the look of
blood on his face.
Chapter Seven:
Ackley, who was awakened by the fight, comes in Holden's room to ask what
happened. He tells Holden that he is still bleeding and should put
something on his wounds. Holden asks if he can sleep in Ackley's room that
night, since his roommate is away for the weekend, but Ackley says that he
can't give him permission. Holden feels so lonesome that he wishes he were
dead. Holden worries that Stradlater had sex with Jane during their date,
because he knew that Stradlater was capable of seducing girls quickly.
Holden asks Ackley whether or not one has to be Catholic to join a
monastery. He then decides to leave Pencey immediately. He decides to take
a room in a hotel in New York and take it easy until Wednesday. He packs
ice skates that his mother had just sent him. The skates make him sad,
because they are not the kind that he wanted. According to Holden, his
mother has a way of making him sad whenever he receives a present. Holden
wakes up Woodruff, a wealthy student, and sells him his typewriter for
twenty bucks. Before he leaves, he yells "Sleep tight, ya morons."
Chapter Eight:
Since it is too late to call a cab, Holden walks to the train station. On
the train, a woman gets on at Trenton and sits right beside him, even
though the train is nearly empty. She strikes up a conversation with him,
noticing the Pencey sticker on his suitcase, and says that her son, Ernest
Morrow, goes to Pencey as well. Holden remembers him as "the biggest
bastard that ever went to Pencey." Holden tells her that his name is Rudolf
Schmidt, the name of the Pencey janitor. Holden lies to Mrs. Morrow,
pretending that he likes Pencey and that he is good friends with Ernest.
She thinks that her son is Њsensitive,' an idea that Holden finds
laughable, but Holden continues to tell lies about Ernest, such as that he
would have been elected class president, but he was too modest to accept
the nomination. Holden asks if she would like to join him for a cocktail in
the club car. Finally, he tells her that he is leaving Pencey early because
he has to have an operation; he claims he has a tumor on his brain. When
she invites Holden to visit during the summer, he says that he will be
spending the summer in South America with his grandmother.
Chapter Nine:
When Holden reaches New York, he does not know whom to call. He considers
calling his kid sister, Phoebe, but she would be asleep and his parents
would overhear. He also considers calling Jane Gallagher or Sally Hayes,
another friend, but finally does not call anybody. He gets into a cab and
absentmindedly gives the driver his home address, but soon realizes that he
does not want to get home. He goes to the Edmond Hotel instead, where he
stays in a shabby room. He looks out of the window and could see the other
side of the hotel. From this view he can see other rooms; in one of them, a
man takes off his clothes and puts on ladies' clothing, while in another a
man and a woman spit their drinks at one another. Holden thinks that he's
the "biggest sex maniac you ever saw," but then claims that he does not
understand sex at all. He then thinks of calling Jane Gallagher but again
decides against it, and instead considers calling a woman named Faith
Cavendish, who was formerly a burlesque stripper and is not quite a
prostitute. When he calls her, he continues to ask whether or not they
could get a drink together, but she turns him down at every opportunity.
Chapter Ten:
Holden describes more about his family in this chapter. His sister Phoebe
is the smartest little kid that he has ever met, and Holden himself is the
only dumb one. Phoebe reminds Holden of Allie in physical appearance, but
she is very emotional. She writes books about Hazle Weatherfield, a girl
detective. Holden goes down to the Lavender Room, a nightclub in the hotel.
The band there is putrid and the people are mostly old. When he attempts to
order a drink, the waiter asks for identification, but since he does not
have proof of his age, he begs the waiter to put rum in his Coke. Holden
"gives the eye" to three women at another table, in particular a blonde
one. He asks the blonde one to dance, and Holden judges her to be an
excellent dancer, but a moron. Holden is offended when the woman, Bernice
Krebs, asks his age and when he uses profanity in front of her. He tells
these women, who are visiting from Seattle, that his name is Jim Steele.
Since they keep mentioning how they saw Peter Lorre that day, Holden claims
that he just saw Gary Cooper, who just left the Lavender Room. Holden
thinks that the women are sad for wanting to go to the first show at Radio
City Music Hall.
Chapter Eleven:
Upon leaving the Lavender Room, Holden begins to think of Jane Gallagher
and worries that Stradlater seduced her. Holden met Jane when his mother
became irritated that the Gallagher's Doberman pinscher relieved itself on
their lawn. Several days later, he introduced himself to her, but it took
some time before he could convince her that he didn't care what their dog
did. Holden reminisces about Jane's smile, and admits that she is the only
person whom he showed Allie's baseball mitt. The one time that he and Jane
did anything sexual together was after she had a fight with Mr. Cudahy, her
father-in-law. Holden suspected that he had tried to "get wise with" Jane.
Holden decides to go to Ernie's, a nightclub in Greenwich village that D.B.
used to frequent before he went to Hollywood.
Chapter Twelve:
In the cab to Ernie's, Holden chats with Horwitz, the cab driver. He asks
what happens to the ducks in Central Park during the winter, but the two
get into an argument when Horwitz thinks that Holden's questions are
stupid. Ernie's is filled with prep school and college jerks, as Holden
calls them. Holden notices a Joe Yale-looking guy with a beautiful girl; he
is telling the girl how a guy in his dorm nearly committed suicide. A
former girlfriend of Holden's brother, D.B., recognizes him. The girl,
Lillian Simmons, asks about D.B. and introduces Holden to a Navy commander
she is dating. Holden notices how she blocks the aisle in the place as she
drones on about how handsome Holden has become. Rather than spend time with
Lillian Simmons, Holden leaves.
Chapter Thirteen:
Holden walks back to his hotel, although it is forty-one blocks away. He
considers how he would confront a person who had stolen his gloves.
Although he would not do so aggressively, he wishes that he could threaten
the person who stole them. Holden finally concludes that he would yell at
the thief but not have the courage to hit him. Holden reminisces about
drinking with Raymond Goldfarb at Whooton. While back at the hotel, Maurice
the elevator man asks Holden if he is interested in a little tail tonight.
He offers a prostitute for five dollars. When she arrives, she does not
believe that he is twenty-two, as he claims. Holden finally tells the
prostitute, Sunny, that he just had an operation on his clavichord, as an
excuse not to have sex. She is angry, but he still pays her, even though
they argue over the price. He gives her five dollars, although she demands
ten.
Chapter Fourteen:
After the prostitute leaves, Holden sits in a chair and talks aloud to his
brother Allie, which he often does whenever he is depressed. Finally he
gets in bed and feels like praying, although he is "sort of an atheist." He
claims that he likes Jesus, but the Disciples annoy him. Other than Jesus,
the Biblical character he likes best is the lunatic who lived in the tombs
and cut himself with stones. Holden tells that his parents disagree on
religion and none of his siblings attend church. Maurice and Sunny knock on
the door, demanding more money. Holden argues with Maurice and threatens to
call the cops, but Maurice says that his parents would find out that he
spent the night with a whore. As Holden starts to cry, Sunny takes the
money from his wallet. Maurice punches him in the stomach before leaving.
After Maurice is gone, Holden imagines that he had taken a bullet and would
shoot Maurice in the stomach. Holden feels like committing suicide by
jumping out the window, but he wouldn't want people looking at his gory
body on the sidewalk.
Chapter Fifteen:
Holden calls Sally Hayes, who goes to the Mary A. Woodruff School.
According to Holden, Sally seems quite intelligent because she knows a good
deal about the theater and literature, but is actually quite stupid. He
makes a date to meet Sally for a matinee, but she continues to chat with
Holden on the phone despite his lack of interest. Holden tells that his
father is a wealthy corporation attorney and his mother has not been
healthy since Allie died. At Grand Central Station, where Holden checks in
his bags after leaving the hotel, he sees two nuns with cheap suitcases.
Holden reminisces about his roommate at Elkton Hills, Dick Slagle who had
cheap suitcases and would complain about how everything was bourgeois. He
chats with the nuns and gives them a donation. He wonders what nuns think
about sex when he discusses Romeo and Juliet with them.
Chapter Sixteen:
Before meeting Sally Hayes, Holden goes to find a record called "Little
Shirley Beans" for Phoebe by Estelle Fletcher. As he walks through the
city, he hears a poor kid playing with his parents, singing the song "If a
body catch a body coming through the rye." Hearing the song makes Holden
feel less depressed. Holden buys tickets for I Know My Love, a play
starring the Lunts. He knew that Sally would enjoy it, for it was supposed
to be very sophisticated. Holden goes to the Mall, where Phoebe usually
plays when she is in the park, and sees a couple of kids playing there. He
asks if any of them know Phoebe. They do, and claim that she is probably in
the Museum of Natural History. He reminisces about going to the Museum when
he was in grade school. He remembers how he would go there often with his
class, but while the exhibits would be exactly the same, he would be
different each time. Holden considers going to the museum to see Phoebe,
but instead goes to the Biltmore for his date with Sally.
Chapter Seventeen:
Holden meets Sally at the Biltmore, and when he sees her he immediately
feels like marrying her, even though he doesn't particularly like her.
After the play, when Sally keeps mentioning that she thinks she knows
people she sees, Holden replies "Why don't you go on over and give him a
big soul kiss, if you know him? He'll enjoy it." Finally, Sally does go to
talk to the boy she knows, George from Andover. Holden notes how phony the
conversation between Sally and George is. Holden and Sally go ice skating
at Radio City, then to eat. Sally asks Holden if he is coming over to help
her trim the Christmas tree. Holden asks her if she ever gets fed up. He
tells her that he hates everything: taxicabs, living in New York, phony
guys who call the Lunts angels. Sally tells him not to shout. He tells her
that she is the only reason that he is in New York right now. If not for
her, he would be in the woods, he claims. He complains about the cliques at
boarding schools, and tells her that he's in lousy shape. He suggests that
they borrow a car from a friend in Greenwich Village and drive up to New
England where they can stay in a cabin camp until their money runs out.
They could get married and live in the woods. Sally tells him that the idea
is foolish, for they are both practically children who would starve to
death. She tells him that they will have a lot of time to do those things
after college and marriage, but he claims that there wouldn't be "oodles"
of places to go, for it would be entirely different. He calls her a "royal
pain in the ass," and she starts to cry. Holden feels somewhat guilty, and
realizes that he doesn't even know where he got the idea about going to New
England.
Chapter Eighteen:
Holden once again considers giving Jane a call to invite her to go dancing.
He remembers how she danced with Al Pike from Choate. Although Holden
thought that he was "all muscles and no brains," Jane claimed that he had
an inferiority complex and felt sorry for him. Holden thinks that girls
divide guys into two types, no matter what their personality: a girl will
justify bad behavior as part of an inferiority complex for those she likes,
while claim those that she doesn't like are conceited. Holden calls Carl
Luce, a friend from the Whooton School who goes to Columbia, and plans to
meet him that night. He then goes to the movies and is annoyed when a woman
beside him becomes too emotional. The movie is a war film, which makes
Holden think about D.B.'s experience in the war. He hated the army, but had
Holden read A Farewell to Arms, which in Holden's view celebrates soldiers.
Holden thinks that if there is a war, he is glad that the atomic bomb has
been invented, for he would volunteer to sit right on top of it.
Chapter Nineteen:
Holden meets Carl Luce at the Wicker Bar. Carl Luce used to gossip about
people who were "flits" (homosexuals) and would tell which actors were
actually gay. Holden claims that Carl was a bit "flitty" himself. When Carl
arrives, he asks Holden when he is going to grow up, and is not amused by
Holden's jokes. Carl is annoyed that he is having a "typical Caulfield
conversation" about sex. Carl admits that he is seeing an older woman in
the Village who is a sculptress from China. Holden asks questions that are
too personal about Carl's sex life with his girlfriend until Carl insists
that he drop the subject. Carl reminds him that the last time he saw Holden
he told him to see his father, a psychiatrist.
Chapter Twenty:
Holden remains in the Wicker Bar getting drunk. He continues to pretend
that he has been shot. Finally, he calls Sally, but her grandmother answers
and asks why he is calling so late. Finally, Sally gets on the phone and
realizes that Holden is drunk. In the restroom of the Wicker Bar, he talks
to the "flitty-looking" guy, asking if he will see the "Valencia babe" who
performs there, but he tells Holden to go home. Holden finally leaves. As
he walks home, Holden drops Phoebe's record and nearly starts to cry. He
goes to Central Park and sits down on a bench. He thinks that he will get
pneumonia and imagines his funeral. He is reassured that his parents won't
let Phoebe come to his funeral because he is too young. He thinks about
what Phoebe would feel if he got pneumonia and died, and figures that he
should sneak home and see her, in case he did die.
Chapter Twenty-One:
Holden returns home, where he is very quiet as not to awake his parents.
Phoebe is asleep in D.B.'s room. He sits down at D.B.'s desk and looks at
Phoebe's stuff, such as her math book, where she has the name "Phoebe
Weatherfield Caulfield" written on the first page (her middle name is
actually Josephine). He wakes up Phoebe and hugs her. She tells about how
she is playing Benedict Arnold in her school play. She tells about how she
saw a movie called The Doctor, and how their parents are out for the night.
Holden shows Phoebe the broken record, and admits that he got kicked out.
She tells him that "Daddy's going to kill you," but Holden says that he is
going away to a ranch in Colorado. Phoebe places a pillow over her head and
refuses to talk to Holden.
Chapter Twenty-Two:
Phoebe tells Holden that she thinks his scheme to go out to Colorado is
foolish, and asks why he failed out of yet another school. He claims that
Pencey is full of phonies. He tells her about how everyone excluded Robert
Ackley as a sign of how phony the students are. Holden admits that there
were a couple of nice teachers, including Mr. Spencer, but then complains
about the Veterans' Day ceremonies. Phoebe tells Holden that he doesn't
like anything that happens. She asks Holden for one thing that he likes a
lot. He thinks of two things. The first is the nuns at Grand Central. The
second is a boy at Elkton Hills named James Castle, who had a fight with a
conceited guy named Phil Stabile. He threatened James, who responded by
jumping out the window, killing himself. However, he tells Phoebe that he
likes Allie, and he likes talking to Phoebe right now. Holden tells Phoebe
that he would like to be a catcher in the rye: he pictures a lot of
children playing in a big field of rye around the edge of a cliff. Holden
imagines that he would catch them if they started to go over the cliff.
Holden decides to call up Mr. Antolini, a former teacher at Elkton Hills
who now teaches English at NYU.
Chapter Twenty-Three:
Holden tells that Mr. Antolini was his English teacher at Elkton Hills and
was the person who carried James Castle to the infirmary. Holden and Phoebe
dance to the radio, but their parents come home and Holden hides in the
closet. When he believes that it is safe, Holden asks Phoebe for money and
she gives him eight dollars and change. He starts to cry as he prepares to
leave, which frightens Phoebe. He gives Phoebe his hunting hat and tells
her that he will give her a call.
Chapter Twenty-Four:
Mr. Antolini had married an older woman who shared similar intellectual
interests. When he arrives at his apartment, Holden finds Mr. Antolini in a
bathrobe and slippers, drinking a highball. Holden and Mr. Antolini discuss
Pencey, and Holden tells how he failed Oral Expression (debate). He tells
Holden how he had lunch with his father, who told him that Holden was
cutting classes and generally unprepared. He warns Holden that he is riding
for some kind of terrible fall. He says that it may be the kind where, at
the age of thirty, he sits in some bar hating everyone who comes in looking
as if he played football in college or hating people who use improper
grammar. He tells Holden that the fall that he is riding for is a special
and horrible kind, and that he can see Holden dying nobly for some highly
unworthy cause. He gives Holden a quote from the psychoanalyst Wilhelm
Stekel: "The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a
cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for
one." He finally tells Holden that once he gets past the things that annoy
him, he will be able to find the kind of information that will be dear to
his heart. Holden goes to sleep, and wakes up to find Mr. Antolini's hand
on his head. He tells Holden that he is "simply sitting here, admiring‹"
but Holden interrupts him, gets dressed and leaves, claiming that he has to
get his bags from Grand Central Station and he will be back soon.
Chapter Twenty-Five:
When Holden gets outside, it is getting light out. He walks over to
Lexington to take the subway to Grand Central, where he slept that night.
He thinks about how Mr. Antolini will explain Holden's departure to his
wife. Holden feels some regret that he didn't come back to the Antolini's
apartment. Holden starts reading a magazine at Grand Central; when he reads
an article about hormones, he begins to worry about hormones, and worries
about cancer when he reads about cancer. As Holden walks down Fifth Avenue,
he feels that he will not get to the other side of the street each time he
comes to the end of a block. He feels that he would just go down. He makes
believe that he is with Allie every time he reaches a curb. Holden decides
that he will go away, never go home again and never go to another prep
school. He thinks he will pretend to be a deaf-mute so that he won't have
to deal with stupid conversations. Holden goes to Phoebe's school to find
her and say goodbye. At the school he sees "fuck you" written on the wall,
and becomes enraged as he tries to scratch it off. He writes her a note
asking her to meet him near the Museum of Art so that he can return her
money. While waiting for Phoebe at the Museum, Holden chats with two
brothers who talk about mummies. He sees another "fuck you" written on the
wall, and is convinced that someone will write that below the name on his
tombstone. Holden, suffering from diarrhea, goes to the bathroom, and as he
exits the bathroom he passes out. When he regains consciousness, he feels
better. Phoebe arrives, wearing Holden's hunting hat and dragging Holden's
old suitcase. She tells him that she wants to come with him. She begs, but
he refuses and causes her to start crying. She throws the red hunting hat
back at Holden and starts to walk away. She follows Holden to the zoo, but
refuses to talk to him or get near him. He buys Phoebe a ticket for the
carousel there, and watches her go around on it as "Smoke Gets in Your
Eyes" plays. Afterwards, she takes back the red hunting hat and goes back
on the carousel. As it starts to rain, Holden cries while watching Phoebe.
Chapter Twenty-Six:
Holden ends his story there. He refuses to tell what happened after he went
home and how he got sick. He says that people are concerned about whether
he will apply himself next year. He tells that D.B. visits often, and he
often misses Stradlater, Ackley, and even Maurice. However, he advises not
to tell anybody anything, because it is this that causes a person to start
missing others.
A FAREWELL TO ARMS
SOME INFO ON ERNEST HEMINGWAY
The first son of Clarence Edmonds Hemingway, a doctor, and Grace Hall
Hemingway, Ernest Miller Hemingway was born in a suburb of Chicago. He was
educated in the public schools and began to write in high school, where he
was active and outstanding, but the parts of his boyhood that mattered most
were summers spent with his family on Walloon Lake in upper Michigan. On
graduation from high school in 1917, impatient for a less sheltered
environment, he did not enter college but went to Kansas City, where he was
employed as a reporter for the Star. He was repeatedly rejected for
military service because of a defective eye, but he managed to enter World
War I as an ambulance driver for the American Red Cross. On July 8, 1918,
not yet 19 years old, he was injured on the Austro-Italian front at
Fossalta di Piave. Decorated for heroism and hospitalized in Milan, he fell
in love with a Red Cross nurse, Agnes von Kurowsky, who declined to marry
him. These were experiences he was never to forget.
After recuperating at home, Hemingway renewed his efforts at writing,
for a while worked at odd jobs in Chicago, and sailed for France as a
foreign correspondent for the Toronto Star. Advised and encouraged by other
American writers in Paris--F. Scott Fitzgerald, Gertrude Stein, Ezra Pound--
he began to see his nonjournalistic work appear in print there, and in 1923
his first important book, a collection of stories called In Our Time, was
published in New York City. In 1926 he published The Sun Also Rises, a
novel with which he scored his first solid success. A pessimistic but
sparkling book, it deals with a group of aimless expatriates in France and
Spain--members of the postwar "lost generation," a phrase that Hemingway
scorned while making it famous. This work also introduced him to the
limelight, which he both craved and resented for the rest of his life.
Hemingway's The Torrents of Spring, a parody of the American writer
Sherwood Anderson's book Dark Laughter, also appeared in 1926.The writing
of books occupied him for most of the postwar years. He remained based in
Paris, but he traveled widely for the skiing, bullfighting, fishing, or
hunting that by then had become part of his life and formed the background
for much of his writing. His position as a master of short fiction had been
advanced by Men Without Women in 1927 and thoroughly established with the
stories in Winner Take Nothing in 1933.
Among his finest stories are "The Killers," "The Short Happy Life of
Francis Macomber," and "The Snows of Kilimanjaro." At least in the public
view, however, the novel A Farewell to Arms (1929) overshadowed such works.
Reaching back to his experience as a young soldier in Italy, Hemingway
developed a grim but lyrical novel of great power, fusing love story with
war story. While serving with the Italian ambulance service during World
War I, the American lieutenant Frederic Henry falls in love with the
English nurse Catherine Barkley, who tends him during his recuperation
after being wounded. She becomes pregnant by him, but he must return to his
post. Henry deserts during the Italians' disastrous retreat after the
Battle of Caporetto, and the reunited couple flee Italy by crossing the
border into Switzerland. There, however, Catherine and her baby die during
childbirth, leaving Henry desolate at the loss of the great love of his
life.
Hemingway's love of Spain and his passion for bullfighting resulted in
Death in the Afternoon (1932), a learned study of a spectacle he saw more
as tragic ceremony than as sport. Similarly, a safari he took in 1933-34 in
the big-game region of Tanganyika resulted in The Green Hills of Africa
(1935), an account of big-game hunting. Mostly for the fishing, he bought a
house in Key West, Florida, and bought his own fishing boat. A minor novel
of 1937 called To Have and Have Not is about a Caribbean desperado and is
set against a background of lower-class violence and upper-class decadence
in Key West during the Great Depression.By now Spain was in the midst of
civil war. Still deeply attached to that country, Hemingway made four trips
there, once more a correspondent. He raised money for the Republicans in
their struggle against the Nationalists under General Francisco Franco, and
he wrote a play called The Fifth Column (1938), which is set in besieged
Madrid. As in many of his books, the protagonist of the play is based on
the author. Following his last visit to the Spanish war he purchased Finca
Vigia ("Lookout Farm"), an unpretentious estate outside Havana, Cuba, and
went to cover another war--the Japanese invasion of China.